I ordered a large donner for delivery. It arrived quickly, was warm and looked and smelt the part. Was also the cheapest large donner on just eat so was well pleased when it also came with those peppers you only get in kebab houses. There was a a lot of fat and grease but that’s to be expected. I’d drank 12 pints of Stella beforehand and this was just the ticket to bolster me before I headed back out to Kanteena to continue until the early hours. It tasted salty, which was fine, the garlic mayo had a weird consistency and tasted a bit like chicken but I still enjoyed it. Got a taxi back to Kanteena and, just as we were pulling up, I soiled it. This was about 20 mins after eating. The guy chucked me out of the car, charged me £75 for a soilage charge and left me in my own poo in the gutter. Kanteena wouldn’t let me in either! Taste - 8/10 Price - 9/10 Delivery - 9/10 Aftermath - 0/10 Overall - 0/10
Dutch S
Grease is the word, It’s the word that you heard, Everybody has heard, Grease is the word. My toilet is not hydromatic, it’s not ultramatic but now it is certainly grease lightning. The encouragement of John Travolta could not recuperate my poorly state after such a travesty of a culinary endeavour. I came. I ordered. I chundered. Avoid.
Justin T
I ordered chicken and chips with bbq sauce. The food arrived quickly almost as quickly as my subsequent bowel evacuation, in fact! I expected fried chicken but I got a grilled chicken breast heaped on a token amount of anaemia and undercooked chips smothered in a tasty (albeit salty) BBQ sauce. The sauce was sufficiently thick, salty and tasty to hide the fact that the chips weren’t the only items undercooked. The chicken was as well. I was soon involuntarily producing sauce of my own which was far more liquid than the BBQ sauce. It was cheap and quick, though, but I won’t be back.
Matt F
The chips were really grim, the onion bhaji were disgusting and they forgot the Naan bread, please don't order from here
Culture39137046552
They ignore food notes - pizza wasn’t explained as an Indian paste base, got the wrong thing. Has ingredients on it that not listed. We have onion allergy’s and we specified no onions, chips were also soggy and terrible.
Stephen E
By far the worse curry I’ve ever paid for. Just hoping I don’t see what bit I ate come back to haunt me.
ruhenab2022
I ordered some food and it was the most amazing food I ever had. Please don't miss the opportunity to try food from here. If you order and you can not find the number. Here is his number. 01524847107.
callump710
Overall the worse take away experience I’ve ever had. Firstly I asked for 2 pieces of southern fried chicken and they send me chicken wings. Then I look and some plastic is stuck onto the chicken wings. Then I ordered the pizza that was over cooked. The Donner wrap that was stone cold. Then the pop. I ordered one can of Fanta and a bottle of Coke Zero. They send a can of Coke Zero and the delivery driver dropped both cans on the floor outside my house and then picked them up and said “oh well”. Extremely upset by all of this.
Urbangspot
I’m studying for a philosophy degree at Lancaster so decided on an existential experiment - when is a kebab not a kebab? Spoiler - when it’s from Urban Spice. I ordered at 1730 on Sunday. It arrived at 2141. I ordered a large donner kebab for £8. When it came I weighed it (see photo) and it was almost 1.5kg! I can’t get 1.5kg of meat from Aldi for that price, let alone cooked and delivered! To be fair it was warm when it arrived. I was ravenous so ate all 1.5kg of the meat but I’m unsure which animal it was from. About an hour after I was sweating more than an England footballer taking a penalty. About 20 minutes after that my bowels erupted everywhere, spraying the loo like an e-coli ridden Vesuvius. Good value, but something was off.
hughj2023
I spent New Year’s Eve in the Corner House, slaking my thirst until the early hours. I ordered a taxi home (to The Marh) at the same time as ordering an Urban Spice kebab. When I got home it was sat on my step for me, stone cold. I ordered Donner kebab with chips and chilli sauce. I got donner meat, chips and a weird sauce I’ve never had before. It was salty, but good. I’ve woken up this morning and been sick twice and I’m sat on the loo right now writing this! Urban Spice has sent me to hell and back with this one!
I came back to Lancaster after many years working away in Senegal and fancied getting an Urban Spice kebab - these were the absolute daddy back in the day. I walked down to pop in to see the shop locked but people cooking in the kitchen. It turns out these are delivery/order online only now. I duly ordered and put the address as their shop. I went for a pint in the pub opposite and waited for the order to be delivered. I, literally, had just had my pint poured and got the ding it was ready. I picked it up from the nice chap (they still charged me for delivery!) and took it home. The meat was cold yet crusty, the pitta rock solid and the sauce spicy and salty. Pretty terrible all round. I’ve also had the squits since. Urban Spice - you are no longer the daddy!
Lancasteraxe
Some things don’t change - the coming of the seasons, Manchester United on a downward spiral and Urban Spice being tragically awful. I ordered a take away through Morecambe Eats. It arrived suspiciously quickly (under 20 minutes from ordering) I indulged in a seafood pizza. The tuna was clearly canned, the mussels and squid tasted a bit off and the cheese wasn’t fully melted. I woke up in the night with stomach pains and ran downstairs to my toilet. Unfortunately I farted when running and splattered my wall and carpet with brown liquid. It was cheap, though, so I’ll get a chicken curry next time, once I’ve recovered.
Claire Caldwell
Absolutely awful food. No prawns in King prawn jalfrezi, onion bhaji’s burnt and stale -smelt awful. Poppodoms stale Sslad old, brown and slimy.. Both curries tasted vile. Rang owner who was very rude and refused to give a refund. Steer well clear of this place, will never use again. A total waste of money, all food went into bin. Please do not use this vile takeaway.
freyah789
I ordered a chicken tikka masala, chips, naan bread and onion Bhajis. Total cost was £12.20 before the Just Eat tax was applied. Delivery took just over 3 hours. Yes, THREE hours - I could have got a flight to Spain in that time. Food was stone cold. The tikka masala (see photo) didn’t look anything like a tikka masala. I was ravenous so ate it anyways. I was then very ill, with my bowels erupting all over my bathroom floor. I won’t be back.
Y7153UEmelaniec
They say a picture is worth a thousand words. Well, dear reader, I urge you to view the pictures of the utter travesty that was my meal. A prawn poori, a prawn vindaloo and special rice was ordered. I got some token prawns in a sea of spice, fried?!? Prawns on poori and rice mixed with grated cheddar cheese. It’s hard to believe this is even possible in 2022. About half an hour after eating (it tasted ok) I went to walk the dog. Around 15 minutes in to the walk I went to break wind but started to shart myself. I was touching cloth and sweating like I was in the jungle. Thanks to swift thinking I used all 4 of my dog poo bags and filled them with brown liquid. I then had to ask to borrow further bags from other walkers around Williamson Park. One old Doris took pity on me and gave me a bag of tissues, which I promptly destroyed. In the end I gave up (my dog was licking it by now!) so stumbled home, in pain, and locked myself in the loo for an hour. The food was cheap, though and delivery was quick.
I ordered a large donner for delivery. It arrived quickly, was warm and looked and smelt the part. Was also the cheapest large donner on just eat so was well pleased when it also came with those peppers you only get in kebab houses. There was a a lot of fat and grease but that’s to be expected. I’d drank 12 pints of Stella beforehand and this was just the ticket to bolster me before I headed back out to Kanteena to continue until the early hours. It tasted salty, which was fine, the garlic mayo had a weird consistency and tasted a bit like chicken but I still enjoyed it. Got a taxi back to Kanteena and, just as we were pulling up, I soiled it. This was about 20 mins after eating. The guy chucked me out of the car, charged me £75 for a soilage charge and left me in my own poo in the gutter. Kanteena wouldn’t let me in either! Taste - 8/10 Price - 9/10 Delivery - 9/10 Aftermath - 0/10 Overall - 0/10
Grease is the word, It’s the word that you heard, Everybody has heard, Grease is the word. My toilet is not hydromatic, it’s not ultramatic but now it is certainly grease lightning. The encouragement of John Travolta could not recuperate my poorly state after such a travesty of a culinary endeavour. I came. I ordered. I chundered. Avoid.
I ordered chicken and chips with bbq sauce. The food arrived quickly almost as quickly as my subsequent bowel evacuation, in fact! I expected fried chicken but I got a grilled chicken breast heaped on a token amount of anaemia and undercooked chips smothered in a tasty (albeit salty) BBQ sauce. The sauce was sufficiently thick, salty and tasty to hide the fact that the chips weren’t the only items undercooked. The chicken was as well. I was soon involuntarily producing sauce of my own which was far more liquid than the BBQ sauce. It was cheap and quick, though, but I won’t be back.
The chips were really grim, the onion bhaji were disgusting and they forgot the Naan bread, please don't order from here
They ignore food notes - pizza wasn’t explained as an Indian paste base, got the wrong thing. Has ingredients on it that not listed. We have onion allergy’s and we specified no onions, chips were also soggy and terrible.
By far the worse curry I’ve ever paid for. Just hoping I don’t see what bit I ate come back to haunt me.
I ordered some food and it was the most amazing food I ever had. Please don't miss the opportunity to try food from here. If you order and you can not find the number. Here is his number. 01524847107.
Overall the worse take away experience I’ve ever had. Firstly I asked for 2 pieces of southern fried chicken and they send me chicken wings. Then I look and some plastic is stuck onto the chicken wings. Then I ordered the pizza that was over cooked. The Donner wrap that was stone cold. Then the pop. I ordered one can of Fanta and a bottle of Coke Zero. They send a can of Coke Zero and the delivery driver dropped both cans on the floor outside my house and then picked them up and said “oh well”. Extremely upset by all of this.
I’m studying for a philosophy degree at Lancaster so decided on an existential experiment - when is a kebab not a kebab? Spoiler - when it’s from Urban Spice. I ordered at 1730 on Sunday. It arrived at 2141. I ordered a large donner kebab for £8. When it came I weighed it (see photo) and it was almost 1.5kg! I can’t get 1.5kg of meat from Aldi for that price, let alone cooked and delivered! To be fair it was warm when it arrived. I was ravenous so ate all 1.5kg of the meat but I’m unsure which animal it was from. About an hour after I was sweating more than an England footballer taking a penalty. About 20 minutes after that my bowels erupted everywhere, spraying the loo like an e-coli ridden Vesuvius. Good value, but something was off.
I spent New Year’s Eve in the Corner House, slaking my thirst until the early hours. I ordered a taxi home (to The Marh) at the same time as ordering an Urban Spice kebab. When I got home it was sat on my step for me, stone cold. I ordered Donner kebab with chips and chilli sauce. I got donner meat, chips and a weird sauce I’ve never had before. It was salty, but good. I’ve woken up this morning and been sick twice and I’m sat on the loo right now writing this! Urban Spice has sent me to hell and back with this one!
Restaurantji Recommends
I came back to Lancaster after many years working away in Senegal and fancied getting an Urban Spice kebab - these were the absolute daddy back in the day. I walked down to pop in to see the shop locked but people cooking in the kitchen. It turns out these are delivery/order online only now. I duly ordered and put the address as their shop. I went for a pint in the pub opposite and waited for the order to be delivered. I, literally, had just had my pint poured and got the ding it was ready. I picked it up from the nice chap (they still charged me for delivery!) and took it home. The meat was cold yet crusty, the pitta rock solid and the sauce spicy and salty. Pretty terrible all round. I’ve also had the squits since. Urban Spice - you are no longer the daddy!
Some things don’t change - the coming of the seasons, Manchester United on a downward spiral and Urban Spice being tragically awful. I ordered a take away through Morecambe Eats. It arrived suspiciously quickly (under 20 minutes from ordering) I indulged in a seafood pizza. The tuna was clearly canned, the mussels and squid tasted a bit off and the cheese wasn’t fully melted. I woke up in the night with stomach pains and ran downstairs to my toilet. Unfortunately I farted when running and splattered my wall and carpet with brown liquid. It was cheap, though, so I’ll get a chicken curry next time, once I’ve recovered.
Absolutely awful food. No prawns in King prawn jalfrezi, onion bhaji’s burnt and stale -smelt awful. Poppodoms stale Sslad old, brown and slimy.. Both curries tasted vile. Rang owner who was very rude and refused to give a refund. Steer well clear of this place, will never use again. A total waste of money, all food went into bin. Please do not use this vile takeaway.
I ordered a chicken tikka masala, chips, naan bread and onion Bhajis. Total cost was £12.20 before the Just Eat tax was applied. Delivery took just over 3 hours. Yes, THREE hours - I could have got a flight to Spain in that time. Food was stone cold. The tikka masala (see photo) didn’t look anything like a tikka masala. I was ravenous so ate it anyways. I was then very ill, with my bowels erupting all over my bathroom floor. I won’t be back.
They say a picture is worth a thousand words. Well, dear reader, I urge you to view the pictures of the utter travesty that was my meal. A prawn poori, a prawn vindaloo and special rice was ordered. I got some token prawns in a sea of spice, fried?!? Prawns on poori and rice mixed with grated cheddar cheese. It’s hard to believe this is even possible in 2022. About half an hour after eating (it tasted ok) I went to walk the dog. Around 15 minutes in to the walk I went to break wind but started to shart myself. I was touching cloth and sweating like I was in the jungle. Thanks to swift thinking I used all 4 of my dog poo bags and filled them with brown liquid. I then had to ask to borrow further bags from other walkers around Williamson Park. One old Doris took pity on me and gave me a bag of tissues, which I promptly destroyed. In the end I gave up (my dog was licking it by now!) so stumbled home, in pain, and locked myself in the loo for an hour. The food was cheap, though and delivery was quick.