The Tale of Two

2 Alexandra Rd, Cleethorpes
01472 600515

Recent Reviews

Joe Margarson

Very good.

James Wright

Great place and the food was amazing really filling and tasty!!! Praise to the chef!!

Gabrielle Wragg

Food amazing! 10/10 fantastic staff.

Rachael Knowles

Lovely food, excellent service, great atmosphere, couldn’t l fault it & can’t wait to come again. Thank you for a lovely evening ?

Jack Mills

Food was beautiful as always, staff were amazing and food came out in no time. Great portion size for the prices. Amazing service as well highly recommend going there for food if you are after a different

Lou Worsfold

Had my daughters 16th birthday party here today, can not fault anything, staff were amazing, food was out of this world. Thank you to everyone who put in the effort to make it perfect. We had constant checks from management to see if we needed anything more doing can't fault a thing!

Pam Sommerville

Too noisy a day no atmosphere, even 10 days b4

Laura Jane Rushby

Bit of a bland atmosphere. OK as a meeting point. Cocktails didn't taste the

Ryan Pembroke

We had booked in for 10 people and we didn't really know what to expect as we have heard really mixed feedback on this place, but from start to finish it was really good, the menu was explained really well by Danny and the food was lovely. And the service was fantastic, we most definitely will be back. Highly Recommend!

Victoria Vincent

Lovely friendly welcome, nice drinks and I enjoyed the ambience of the lighting.

Rachel Hirst

Beautiful food , lovely staff , clean and tidy area . would recommend ?

richard f

Enjoy an amazing meal upstairs in the restaurant. Had ‘Date night’ deal that they advertised on Facebook. Spend £25 on food per couple and get a free bottle of wine and deserts that would’ve served 6 people! Beautiful tapas food and lovely service. We were served by Chris who was great. Will be returning.

Dave Ohare

If I could give this place zero stars I would.We're do I start . We had a table of ten booked for my step daughters birthday we arrived to be seated at the wrong table and then moved to another table .We had all pre ordered food in advance and once every one arrived the order was read out to us all .Then the food started to come out and before you knew it there was numerous items missing .The young waitress was asked if the rest of the food was coming out to them be told we hadn't pre ordered what was missing ( even though it was read out to us ).We wer also promised bread to compliment the table instead of ordering starters which . Eventually after we'd eaten the bread arrived ( a mere slice of bread which was enough for one person ).Then we asked if the child's chicken and chips was coming out as everyone was eating... The waiter apologised and then brought it out 5 mins later .To the horror of the parent she cut into the chicken to then realise it was RAW !UMAGINE IF THE 4 YEAR OLD CHILD IN QUESTION WOULD OF EATEN THIS .we complained to the manager and rightly so to be fobbed off with numerous excuses to then say after eventually saying he would give us 20%off the order but still charged us for the undercooked meal !!!Waited around 45 minutes for the table to be cleared all in an absolute shambles and a dive quite politely .Won't be eating again here .

Dave O

If I could give this place zero stars I would. We're do I start . We had a table of ten booked for my step daughters birthday we arrived to be seated at the wrong table and then moved to another table . We had all pre ordered food in advance and once every one arrived the order was read out to us all . Then the food started to come out and before you knew it there was numerous items missing . The young waitress was asked if the rest of the food was coming out to them be told we hadn't pre ordered what was missing ( even though it was read out to us ). We wer also promised bread to compliment the table instead of ordering starters which . Eventually after we'd eaten the bread arrived ( a mere slice of bread which was enough for one person ). Then we asked if the child's chicken and chips was coming out as everyone was eating... The waiter apologised and then brought it out 5 mins later . To the horror of the parent she cut into the chicken to then realise it was RAW ! UMAGINE IF THE 4 YEAR OLD CHILD IN QUESTION WOULD OF EATEN THIS . we complained to the manager and rightly so to be fobbed off with numerous excuses to then say after eventually saying he would give us 20%off the order but still charged us for the undercooked meal !!! Waited around 45 minutes for the table to be cleared all in an absolute shambles and a dive quite politely . Won't be eating again here .

Katy Mayoral

I have been there 2 times, once for cocktails and were amazing, also the barman was great and service very good.The other time I went for a party, and although is a nice venue, buffet food is not the greatest.I haven tried the actual restaurant food but really looking forward to it to give a full review

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