Dino's Takeaway Swanage

16 High St, Swanage
01929 426357

Recent Reviews

L W

I ordered my pizza and I noticed the boy didn't wash his hands, didn't put blue gloves on then proceeded to grab handfuls of cheese and pat it down on my pizza. He sid not even use tongs to put the toppings on the pizza. I asked him about wearing gloves to which he then showed me his dermatitis all over his hands and got quite upset. Needless to say, I took my pizza and chucked it in the nearest bin. HEALTH AND SAFETY ALERT!!!

Morgan Brock

Excellent service and friendly staff aswell as great

Emma Binning

My son enjoyed his Margherita pizza from here.

Jamie Strachan

For takeaway food it’s gotta be the best around. I came in and ordered a takeaway the other night and was greeted with pure kindness and the food was absolutely delicious. I recommend the chicken burger i have to say. My mate roger was a huge fan of the wings they do. Lovely place, lovely food, lovely staff. I’ll be back

Josh Kidd

ordered a fillet burger and some churros for my daughter churros was nice and the fillet burger was absolutely delicious

Steve T

The attitude of some of the lads in there are absolutely terrible. Not a care in the world for customer service. Food was mediocre, churro was good but probably won’t go back

Monty Rayner

The pizza was completely bland. It was like trying to eat a sloppy piece of cardboard. Would rather have had my own frozen pizza. 1/10

Willow Squibb

We were in Swanage for a day trip and saw this place on the way to are destination and we checked the reviews, the pizza ones weren't very good but we only got the donuts it didn't take to long and the guy was nice. But the donuts were delicious, so I highly recommend them although the savoury options I'm not sure about.

Richard lomas

If we could give zero stars we would! Ordered 2 pizzas. The young lad taking orders got it wrong and the older lad cooking began to argue the toss like an immature 12 year old boy…. Very embarrassing to watch the performance! An overcooked frozen supermarket pizza topped with dog food reheated would probably have more taste than the pizza we picked up from what use to be a great Dinos! I hope and prayer that the owner reads these reviews before it is too late otherwise their business will go in the bin like our £30 order we received today! Not happy!!

Taylor Stokes

Great chicken wings ! Perfect location, great staff.

Bekah Evans

Had some fabulous food here today. Pizzas were delicious with some tasty toppings. Great service and value. We will be back!

Rockmount Road BMXer

Quite simply the worst takeaway pizza I’ve ever had. Guess that what you get for a frozen pizza chucked in an oven and then not quite cooked. I’d walked and driven away before opening the box and my heart sank when I saw how bad it looked. I’d read reviews elsewhere and they seemed favourable, but either I’m fussy or they are stupid, but I nearly threw it away rather than eat it, but as we were camping and stuck in a field, options few zero. My wife had wonderful fish and chips from the takeaway on the road corner opposite. £22 for two terrible pizzas, I also felt robbed. Hopefully this review will help others avoid.Honestly, the worst place takeaway ever. Zero stars.

Tristan Shelley

Possibly the worst pizza I’ve ever had. Seems to be no tomato base. It’s just topping on bread! so it’s super dry and super hard with zero flavour. I had a meat feast and couldn’t actually taste anything!

Lee Cowling

Wow! That truly was a terrible takeaway! Two pizzas and a chicken burger, paid £21. The pizza stands shoulder to shoulder with the worst pizza you can find in any shop. 99p from Iceland is the level here. The spicy beef and pork warrants its own special mention.. that meat though, it stank! Half of one slice is all we managed. The chicken burger was tough as old boots. My son managed less than a quarter of it. The chips were ok, but not worth £21. What a disappointment.

mrs sue

The pizza today was awful, the base tasted stale and very dry, about a teaspoon of tomato sauce with cheese ham and pineapple, it was disgusting, have they changed hands, or has the owner just given up about his reputation. We were really disappointed as this was our main meal and looking forward to it, we only come here for holidays but I shall go elsewhere next time. I gave one star, as in the past we have enjoyed it.

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