I cannot express the criminality of this establishment. This pizza tastes as though it has been boiled in water from an old kettle. I am wholly envious of people with no taste buds, because at least they would have expected this to be so insanely bland. Without the deal these pizzas are £18 each? I can only imagine this as some sick social experiment in which rich people aim to spend so much money to experience an immersive war-time palette void of basic seasoning and flavours. Watching the singular employee create the pizza was a distressing foreshadowing for the dire product to come. Pizza King? I demand they abdicate.
Jamie B
Worst place ever, worker was useless I didn't have cany charge on my phone to get back home, and the guy was no help at all, food was dry and awful, frozen warmed up chips, and I ended up getting robbed outside out of here. Avoid at all costs,
585arrons
Any review above a 1 star of this place must be fraudulent. The worst pizza I have ever tasted in my entire life, was flavourless and inedible. Absolutely rancid wouldn’t feed this to my dog!
Q4116RDbent
Awful place and absolute rip off! £4.50 for a small plate of what’s clearly frozen oven chips. Don’t even think they own a fryer.
Harrison Martin
Hands down the worst pizza I've ever eaten and for the price of it made better pizza at school food tec
Coastline Kings
Pizza was actually alright. Customer service was good. Fair play Pizza King
Mo Alasmar
Very poor customer service!! Waited for my order for 80 minutes and after all this time they said no one to deliver and they cancelled the order
Sam Moseley
Truly awful oven chips. Curry sauce was cold and was mostly just lumps of flour. I don't exactly have high hopes when I'm getting after work chips at 1am but this was impressively bad
Saffron Almasy
actually the worst chips on the planet. tasted worse than oven chips and curry sauce was clumpy at the bottom but runny on the top. also took forever and not worth the wait at all.
Ersay Mert
He took the pizza out of the freezer and made it, I ate the worst pizza tonight, nothing like this can happen, it was awful. Please don't eat here , staff non professional....
Best pizza had in Brighthon, the only one.Legendarly bad, is the selling point of Pizza King.
Timothy Curtis
The Ballad of the Pizza KingThe Pizza King makes a Pizza Pizza,a Pepperoni Pepperoni too.Two for the price of one,but one for the price of two.The Pizza King is always up.He gets consistent reviews.His google profile is 1 star;Pizza by Pizza, through and through.The Pizza King gave my friend a Pizza pair.He hardly cooked it, let alone burn it.Given the price, it didn’t seem fair;my friend took one bite and had to return it.The Pizza King made the worst Pizza in history.Certainly the blandest that I’ve ever had.It hadn’t the dignity of being disgusting;it was so awful that it wasn’t even bad.The Pizza King, surprised at our return,asked “why do you spurn the pizza I give you?”When my friend told him to try it for himself,he declined, with a resigned “I believe you”The Pizza King, I think, was hexed by a witchto make Pizza forever, but never know how.With profit margins that should make him rich,but cursed to reimburse, he doubles each ciao.The Pizza King! What must he have doneto anger that sorcerer? I cannot surmise.Late nights baking misery cannot be fun,never mind for hundreds of years at a time.Later we saw him, alone and decrepit:a monarch in exile, smoking cigs in the rain.Head in his hands, we had to be sympathetic:the Pizza King, cursed to dismay.The Pizza King makes a Pizza Pizza,a Pepperoni Pepperoni too.Two for the price of one,but one for the price of two.
Muhammad Usman (Moe Bhatti)
Worst pizza I ever had in my life. Well, just took a bite and stopped eating . Smelly dow and not even cooked property. Never buy anything from this shop. Not hygienic at all. Over priced and not even a worth worth tasting
Verity Nickels
Do NOT bother!The absolute worst pizza I’ve ever had the misfortune of trying to eat.Horrible pre brought bases, cheap & nasty toppings (think even a dog would turn their nose up at the ‘ham)Pizzas undercooked.Partners pizza 14” had 8 tiny pieces of pepperoni (inch rounds): half the slices didn’t have any pepperoni but, as it turned out, that didn’t actually matter as it was so flavourless as to be inedible.Total waste of time & money. If it wasn’t pouring outside I would go back and demand a refund.I don’t generally leave reviews but this was so awful I just have to try and save someone else from the experience.Assume they are only still in business because visitors don’t realise and chance it.Not happy and still hungry!
Abu Sayed
Wish I checked the reviewsAfter a late night of working hard I was starving and saw this place openI wouldn’t feed this to a dog let alone pay money for thisManaged to eat a few slices before I couldn’t take anymore returned both pizzas to the staff member. Didn’t expect any reimbursement but I wanted to make sure he knew how bad the food was
I cannot express the criminality of this establishment. This pizza tastes as though it has been boiled in water from an old kettle. I am wholly envious of people with no taste buds, because at least they would have expected this to be so insanely bland. Without the deal these pizzas are £18 each? I can only imagine this as some sick social experiment in which rich people aim to spend so much money to experience an immersive war-time palette void of basic seasoning and flavours. Watching the singular employee create the pizza was a distressing foreshadowing for the dire product to come. Pizza King? I demand they abdicate.
Worst place ever, worker was useless I didn't have cany charge on my phone to get back home, and the guy was no help at all, food was dry and awful, frozen warmed up chips, and I ended up getting robbed outside out of here. Avoid at all costs,
Any review above a 1 star of this place must be fraudulent. The worst pizza I have ever tasted in my entire life, was flavourless and inedible. Absolutely rancid wouldn’t feed this to my dog!
Awful place and absolute rip off! £4.50 for a small plate of what’s clearly frozen oven chips. Don’t even think they own a fryer.
Hands down the worst pizza I've ever eaten and for the price of it made better pizza at school food tec
Pizza was actually alright. Customer service was good. Fair play Pizza King
Very poor customer service!! Waited for my order for 80 minutes and after all this time they said no one to deliver and they cancelled the order
Truly awful oven chips. Curry sauce was cold and was mostly just lumps of flour. I don't exactly have high hopes when I'm getting after work chips at 1am but this was impressively bad
actually the worst chips on the planet. tasted worse than oven chips and curry sauce was clumpy at the bottom but runny on the top. also took forever and not worth the wait at all.
He took the pizza out of the freezer and made it, I ate the worst pizza tonight, nothing like this can happen, it was awful. Please don't eat here , staff non professional....
Restaurantji Recommends
Best pizza had in Brighthon, the only one.Legendarly bad, is the selling point of Pizza King.
The Ballad of the Pizza KingThe Pizza King makes a Pizza Pizza,a Pepperoni Pepperoni too.Two for the price of one,but one for the price of two.The Pizza King is always up.He gets consistent reviews.His google profile is 1 star;Pizza by Pizza, through and through.The Pizza King gave my friend a Pizza pair.He hardly cooked it, let alone burn it.Given the price, it didn’t seem fair;my friend took one bite and had to return it.The Pizza King made the worst Pizza in history.Certainly the blandest that I’ve ever had.It hadn’t the dignity of being disgusting;it was so awful that it wasn’t even bad.The Pizza King, surprised at our return,asked “why do you spurn the pizza I give you?”When my friend told him to try it for himself,he declined, with a resigned “I believe you”The Pizza King, I think, was hexed by a witchto make Pizza forever, but never know how.With profit margins that should make him rich,but cursed to reimburse, he doubles each ciao.The Pizza King! What must he have doneto anger that sorcerer? I cannot surmise.Late nights baking misery cannot be fun,never mind for hundreds of years at a time.Later we saw him, alone and decrepit:a monarch in exile, smoking cigs in the rain.Head in his hands, we had to be sympathetic:the Pizza King, cursed to dismay.The Pizza King makes a Pizza Pizza,a Pepperoni Pepperoni too.Two for the price of one,but one for the price of two.
Worst pizza I ever had in my life. Well, just took a bite and stopped eating . Smelly dow and not even cooked property. Never buy anything from this shop. Not hygienic at all. Over priced and not even a worth worth tasting
Do NOT bother!The absolute worst pizza I’ve ever had the misfortune of trying to eat.Horrible pre brought bases, cheap & nasty toppings (think even a dog would turn their nose up at the ‘ham)Pizzas undercooked.Partners pizza 14” had 8 tiny pieces of pepperoni (inch rounds): half the slices didn’t have any pepperoni but, as it turned out, that didn’t actually matter as it was so flavourless as to be inedible.Total waste of time & money. If it wasn’t pouring outside I would go back and demand a refund.I don’t generally leave reviews but this was so awful I just have to try and save someone else from the experience.Assume they are only still in business because visitors don’t realise and chance it.Not happy and still hungry!
Wish I checked the reviewsAfter a late night of working hard I was starving and saw this place openI wouldn’t feed this to a dog let alone pay money for thisManaged to eat a few slices before I couldn’t take anymore returned both pizzas to the staff member. Didn’t expect any reimbursement but I wanted to make sure he knew how bad the food was