Happy Swan Express

39 Chipstead Valley Rd, Coulsdon
020 8763 9995

Recent Reviews

Stacey

Love this place best chinese

Sj Fab1954

Lovely food and great portions

I S

Sadly, this was incredibly disappointing! I ordered a variety of dishes, ate two mouthfuls and left the rest. £25 of waste! The entire food was bland, and smelt odd... maybe just the cooking oil.Only pro.. the service was quick and the delivery lady was lovely!Sorry.. hate to leave a bad review.. but it was really bad. \_("!")_/

Erin Lee

The best local Chinese takeaway I've had so far.The food tastes better than the usual Chinese and the prices are very reasonable. The food arrived quickly and was hot, delivery was also really fast!I'll definitely be buying again. Thanks!

Vicki Andrews

I've got to say, this is the best Chinese food that I have ever had, and I've tried a few. My son has a shellfish allergy, so when I order online I always then give them a quick call to say about the allergy and they are always very accommodating. Very polite and helpful staff (including the delivery driver), absolutely cannot fault them.

Niall Williams

The lady taking the orders is very nice, the food comes very quickly and is really filling and tasty. The sauce go perfectly with the fried rice and everythings packaged nice and securely, prices are amazing too. Gutted that I won't be going here too often since moving away bit I'll always come back if I fancy a chinese and I'm near.

Phil Ledger

The food was absolutely delicious ?. I can't wait to go there again.

Rebecca Cummins

We have thoroughly enjoyed our takeaway tonight! Didn't feel greasy, everything was fresh and Yummy!!! Perfect portion sizes and very reasonable price at less than £25. Delivery on time too. Thanks Happy Swan!We had Hongkong style sweet and sour chicken, szechuan beef, chicken chow mein, chips and curry sauce.

Prav Somas

Freshly made and precise delivery.I placed my order online and even received a phone call to clarify the time. Attention to detail, great service and food!

Coulsdon Town

Have been ordering to collect from here for over 15 years. Always been the best in the area and even after the take over with the old cook still there the quality was maintained. Been a while since our last order - as been using Bombaylicious a lot - and its like a different place. All three mains were bland colourless and tasteless. Sauces were so watered down as to be hardly there. Also cut right back on premium ingredients like cashew nuts and shrimp. Plus the menu numbers had all changed so not even sure we got what we ordered! First time we left so much that went to waste. Still got 2 stars as the crispy duck was still good even if less duck. Won't be coming here again which is a shame :(

Michael

The food is good, definitely will come backVegetarian options: Got many choices

Wendy Ager

Had our first try - takeaway, ordered direct easily with them & it came quickly. Only a small order and we got extras which was a lovely touch. All good, chow mien was a bit plain, but the rest was delicious. Can recommend you try them- do go direct!

Lynne Davy

Delicious meal tonight. Placed a large order and it arrived ten minutes early. Can't fault it. Thank you

dawn hawkins

Ordered a take away was told forty five to 50 minutes. Went to shop was ten minutes and they tried to deliver it before. Cold food prawn balls were open and two short ribs were dry and tasteless.Chowmein was horrible. Curry sauce looked like happy waste pricy and dislike

vladdy

There are only three Chinese places in the area which I will eat from, and this one is reaching up to be my first. They do some good vegan options and are happy to accommodate you. Lady on the phone is always so nice

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