Humphrey's Of Allington

Unit 10 Mid Kent Shopping Centre, Castle Rd, Maidstone
01622 609909

Recent Reviews

Robert Usmar

Have used this fish and chip shop for a number of years but service is slipping. Told we would have to wait 10-15 minutes for the food to be cooked but it took closer to 30 minutes.They were busy but no attempt to apologise for the delays especially as people were coming in after me and getting served quicker for the same food.I make no excuse for being grumpy.Will be complaining to Chris next time I see him.

Alan Beardsley

Waited 35 minutes for chips 2 weeks ago, 20 mins for chips a week ago and tried tonight and told both of my cards were declined!! I suggested their machine may be at fault but was given the response “it works for others” surprise surprise Papa’s accepted my cards. Tried to complain privately to the owner but no response to my messenger message.

Daisy 3042

Please serve customers in the order they arrive instead of ignoring them and serving others who came in after.

Andy Woodward

Lovely thick fish portions and the chips are great.A lot cheaper if you don't use the takeaway app; Well worth the drive

Google user

Lived in 3 places in the south east, and this is hands down my favourite fish and chips takeaway. Big portions, always cooked to perfection.\\n\\nJust had a piece of rock and some calamari that were both as soft as butter. Thank you and well done ?.

Adam Horwood

Lived in 3 places in the south east, and this is hands down my favourite fish and chips takeaway. Big portions, always cooked to perfection.Just had a piece of rock and some calamari that were both as soft as butter. Thank you and well done ?.

nathan smale-saunders

Batter was so soggy on large cod it just turnt to mush. Oil tasted as though it hadn’t been changed in a while so chips, fish cake etc tasted horrible. Wouldn’t even waste my time entering to grab a wooden fork in future. Yuk!

Jamie Kempson

Ordered from just eat and the food arrived undercooked, oliy and soggy the portions were tiny and chips were like mush.When I called I was offered a refund and then it was refused the next day when followed up with just eat.Very disappointed I'll stick to using big chains from now on and not small business at least they have better standards in quality and customer service.Just to add, I would have been happy to give the food back and have it redone but was offered a refund before it was suggested and the reply to this review is a perfect example of the poor service and lack of care.

Chris Bfg

Ordered Cod and Chips and 2 jumbo sausages as a treat.The chips were cooked to perfection and the cod was extremely tasty. The sausages were for a 10 Yr old labradoodle. Im sure he enjoyed at least one of them as the other mysteriously dissapeared on the journey from my house to his ?Thankyou Humphrey's for a lovely dinnerParking: You park in the Shopping parade free carpark with wheelchair access to the shops

Robert Fletcher

Great foodFantastic serviceFish chips n mushy peas ??

Andrew Stroulger

Excellent fish and chips. Always fresh, although I always have a small cod it’s always quite large. Excellent burgers and half price on Thursday. Even had them for our wedding reception last year. Placed a large order for about 25 meals and all our guests praised the food.

Troy Linford-Gray (Troyandy9)

Excellent fish and chips. It was the thickest piece of fish I have had in a long time. Very moist and tasty.

Dom

Firstly the chips were very big and cut un proportional with lots of green marks all over them , secondly there was a hair the size and smell of a pube must have been the chip cutters job. Sack the chip cutter !!

Mandy Bass

Food was still lovely and hot when delivered, seafood cooked perfectly, as was the cod and the burger we had. Will definitely use again.Price spent is total order not per person. Great value compared to other chip shops in Maidstone

Dan Groves

Great local chippy by far proper fish and chip shop

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