Ye Olde Naked Man Café

2 Market Pl, Settle
01729 823230

Recent Reviews

Angela H

Visited for brunch today and ordered 2 sausage sandwiches , 1 caramel latte and one tea . The caramel could not be detected in the latte and at 95p per shot it really should be . The sausages were not brilliant quality , I had to pull a large piece of gristle out .i really did expect better for nearly £6 per sandwich A shame because we go to Settle often and will now look for somewhere different to eat

sasha241

Very average cafe in settle. Your choice in settle is limited hence this place does well. We ordered a homemade soup x 2 and sandwich to share. If you call packet powder soup homemade then fair enough. Both soups were laden with salt and straight out of a packet. The sandwich wasn't much better with cheap bread! If you're desperate for a quick lunch and you don't mind cheap ingredients then give a whirl. We wouldn't return. Nothing homemade about this place

FunnyMummy21

Called in for a cup of tea. Looked a nice place and the name made us laugh. Tea was served in a pot, which was appreciated. Decided to have a toasted teacake too, teacake was delicious. We popped in the attached bakery to buy more teacakes. Will definitely be returning.

James Coop

A very warm welcome on a cold windy day. Got to sit where we wanted. The Rocky Road was very nice and I was served very quickly.

Laura H

Came for lunch and enjoyed a very tasty parsnip soup, though my husband's chicken sandwich was a little chewy. We also bought some shortbread from the shop which were lovely.

Rosie Taylor

Stopped here for a late lunch today. It was still busy but we were seated with no delay. The slight downside was that we were sitting right next to the door so it wasn't as comfortable as it could have been with a cold draught coming through every time it opened. The food was really good, very hot and fully loaded jacket potatoes, and freshly made sandwiches. Despite being told there was no coleslaw left, it still appeared on the plates and we were also told the jacket potato special was all gone, so we reordered, only to be told that actually it was available after all. Minor quibbles really as the food was served quickly and was delicious.

Heather Fletcher

We visited here on Friday and had a lovely meal. It was very baby friendly with good space for prams, high chairs, clean large baby change and good food. We both had the burger and they made some cheese on toast for our baby even though it wasn’t an option which was kind.The staff were very attentive, even brought me water when I was feeding which was a nice gesture.The burgers were both fantastic, although better chips would have made it perfect.Would definitely visit again and would recommend

C Neon

We stopped at Settle, a small village in the UK, for a quick coffee. A surprising find with good pastries and sandwiches.

Nick K

Well worth the trip over from South Cumbria. It’s a very nice cafe in a great setting. The staff are lovely and all have smiles on their faces, very welcoming. We were quick to be seated, service was great and the food is fantastic with ample portions. The shop next door is also worth popping in and stocking up on baked goods. Enjoy your meal here.

Journey51679053626

We dropped in for a cuppa and cake, I had a lemon GF cupcake my partner had strawberry meringue we both had a hot chocolate to drink, it was topped with fresh cream a chocolate flake and 4 big marshmallows, the drinks were great but to find a lovely GF cake is very few and far between, this one was exceptionally good, I bought two more before leaving and will be ordering more soon. The staff were all pleasant and we got offered free bread as we paid and left, if we ever get back to Selltle we will definately head to the Ye olde naked man cafe...

OliveYouTwo

Stopped in for lunch. Quickly seated. Staff efficient. The food was very good. The menu options were also good, a little bit different. Got pretty busy in to lunchtime. Tasty home cooked food. Great takeaway options and a gift shop. Only criticism would be the milkshake - it didn’t have enough ice cream in it.

lorraine S

Absolutely lovely cafe serving gorgeous food,I had the hummus and roasted pepper sandwich which was very tasty,very friendly attentive staff,super clean would highly recommend a visit ?

CaptainDavidBurton

This is a must if you’re in Settle. They do drinks (cold and hot), snacks, sandwiches, baguettes and many lovely pastries, cakes and breads. All the baguettes/sandwiches are made fresh while you wait, and are delicious (or the ones we tried were). The coffee is superb - one of the best I’ve tasted, and the cakes very good. All reasonably priced too. We received a friendly welcome, and there was both inside and outside seating. Highly recommended.

BenjRCM

We came back to this cafe multiple times during our week in the Dales, even planning our days around the availability of their breakfast baps! These were, incidentally, the best I've ever had (bacon, egg, brown bap). Their Full English was also incredible, and their range of cafetiere coffees was extensive and delicious. Lunch was slightly less amazing but still very tasty (Ploughman's, Gammon egg & chips). Can't wait to visit again when we're next in the area!

Lisa W

Unfortunately I can’t say anything about the food because we ended up not getting any! We were met at the stand saying ‘please wait to be seated’ and given menus with a request to sit where we liked and someone would come shortly to take our order. We quickly decided what we wanted and waited. And waited. And waited. We couldn’t even attract the attention of anyone because no one was about. An elderly couple came in and sat by us. They both went to the loo and back and we were still waiting for service. Another woman came in and was seated but we still had no one come to take our order. After 25 minutes a woman appeared and went to the lone woman to take her order, completely bypassing us and the couple next to us. At this point we had had enough so we walked out. Silver linings though, because we went to the cafe a few doors away and got the same food for half the price and it was fabulous. Bad service means lost custom.

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