How ba-a-a-ad can I be?I'm just doing what comes naturallyHow ba-a-a-ad can I be?I'm just following my destinyHow ba-a-a-ad can I be?I'm just doing what comes naturallyHow ba-a-a-ad can I be?How bad can I possibly be?Well there's a principle of nature (Principle of nature)That almost every creature knowsCalled survival of the fittest (Survival of the fittest)And check it this is how it goesThe animal that eats gotta scratchAnd fight and claw and bite and punchAnd the animal that doesn'tWell the animal that doesn'tWinds up someone else's lu-lu-lu-lu-lunch(Munch, munch, munch, munch, munch)I'm just sayin'How ba-a-a-ad can I be?I'm just doing what comes naturallyHow ba-a-a-ad can I be?I'm just following my destinyHow ba-a-a-ad can I be?I'm just doing what comes naturallyHow ba-a-a-ad can I be?How bad can I possibly be?There's a principle in business (Principle in business)That everybody knows is soundIt says the people with the money (People with the money)Make this ever-loving world go 'roundSo I'm biggering my companyI'm biggering my factoryI'm biggering my corporate signEverybody out there, take care of yoursAnd me? I'll take care ofMine, mine, mine, mine, mine (Shake that bottom line)Let me hear you say Smogulous smoke (Smogulous smoke)Schloppity schlop (Schloppity schlop)Complain all you want, it's never ever, ever, ever gonna stopCome on how bad can I possibly be?How ba-a-a-ad can I be?I'm just building an economyHow ba-a-a-ad can I be?Just look at me pettin' this puppyHow ba-a-a-ad can I be?A portion of proceeds goes to charityHow ba-a-a-ad can I be?How bad can I possibly be? Let's see(How ba-a-a-ad can I be?)All the customers are buying(How ba-a-a-ad can I be?)And the money's multiplying(How ba-a-a-ad can I be?)And the PR people are lying(How ba-a-a-ad can I be?)And the lawyers are denying(How ba-a-a-ad can I be?)Who cares if a few trees are dying?(How ba-a-a-ad can I be?)This is all so gratifyingHow bad...How bad can this possibly be?
gottaluvflying
We stopped off here for some takeaway as we were both feeling very hungry & the reviews on here were mainly very good & the place does look extremely clean, so we were feeling very positive and optimistic. However, based on our first (& last!) visit I can truthfully say it was unbelievably disappointing and a total rip off. It cost £24 for two mediocre very skinny cod which were dry & overcooked, 2 portions of chips which were soggy & not at all either crispy nor golden as some previous reviewers had said they were - the potatoes they used were obviously not good at all as a lot of the potatoes/chips were black and this was bound to be obvious to the staff & also a portion of onion rings - 3 out of 8 which were only batter and contained NO onion! We had to bin most of the food as it really was that poor and having forked out £24 for it I think it’s safe to say we felt extremely disappointed & completely ripped off.
charliegM649MV
Huge thanks to ‘Team Golden Chip’ for superb hot food & fabulous customer service! Cannot recommend highly enough! Pre-ordered and all ready for collection on time! For a special birthday treat we had the following meals….chicken kebabs on chips with fresh, crunchy side salad, chicken goujons with garlic mayo dip, breaded fish supper with mushy peas and a children’s chicken nuggets, chips and beans meal! We sampled pepper, kebab and curry sauces - all delicious! The lightly battered & perfectly cooked French fried onions were so tasty! All perfect! An amazing birthday tea! Thanks again & wishing you every success in your beautiful new shop! Keep up the great work!?? Ruth
Ducksyd
As someone who travels extensively all over N Ireland I can assure you that The Golden Chippy in Moneymore is without doubt 1 of the top 3 Chippies in N Ireland! My wife and I and our kids have NEVER got bad meal out of this place! Their Chicken fillet burgers with lettuce, Tomato, Bacon and a wee skim of Mayo are easily the best in N Ireland, Their Chips are also consistently good as are their Chicken Coujons, Battered onion rings and battered Mushrooms. This is a well run family chippy with excellent staff a bit like Tommy's Chippy in Ballykelly. Only real point is that Tommy's Chippy's Gravy is far nicer (old school chip shop gravy) and Tommy's does beautiful Fish Cakes. 10 out of 10
samnL797KW
Best chicken gudgeons and big chunky crispy chips ever. Staff very helpful. Highly recommended.??????????????????????????
Roving68496198356
Portion size was small, gravy was like tar and tasted like oxo cubes. Chips burnt and overall it really wasn’t value for money.
whiteright
Just stopped here by chance and was absolutely so impressed by the quality of the food , freshly cooked to perfection and the girls serving were very polite, friendly and efficient, certainly hope to call here again and most definitely recommend
How ba-a-a-ad can I be?I'm just doing what comes naturallyHow ba-a-a-ad can I be?I'm just following my destinyHow ba-a-a-ad can I be?I'm just doing what comes naturallyHow ba-a-a-ad can I be?How bad can I possibly be?Well there's a principle of nature (Principle of nature)That almost every creature knowsCalled survival of the fittest (Survival of the fittest)And check it this is how it goesThe animal that eats gotta scratchAnd fight and claw and bite and punchAnd the animal that doesn'tWell the animal that doesn'tWinds up someone else's lu-lu-lu-lu-lunch(Munch, munch, munch, munch, munch)I'm just sayin'How ba-a-a-ad can I be?I'm just doing what comes naturallyHow ba-a-a-ad can I be?I'm just following my destinyHow ba-a-a-ad can I be?I'm just doing what comes naturallyHow ba-a-a-ad can I be?How bad can I possibly be?There's a principle in business (Principle in business)That everybody knows is soundIt says the people with the money (People with the money)Make this ever-loving world go 'roundSo I'm biggering my companyI'm biggering my factoryI'm biggering my corporate signEverybody out there, take care of yoursAnd me? I'll take care ofMine, mine, mine, mine, mine (Shake that bottom line)Let me hear you say Smogulous smoke (Smogulous smoke)Schloppity schlop (Schloppity schlop)Complain all you want, it's never ever, ever, ever gonna stopCome on how bad can I possibly be?How ba-a-a-ad can I be?I'm just building an economyHow ba-a-a-ad can I be?Just look at me pettin' this puppyHow ba-a-a-ad can I be?A portion of proceeds goes to charityHow ba-a-a-ad can I be?How bad can I possibly be? Let's see(How ba-a-a-ad can I be?)All the customers are buying(How ba-a-a-ad can I be?)And the money's multiplying(How ba-a-a-ad can I be?)And the PR people are lying(How ba-a-a-ad can I be?)And the lawyers are denying(How ba-a-a-ad can I be?)Who cares if a few trees are dying?(How ba-a-a-ad can I be?)This is all so gratifyingHow bad...How bad can this possibly be?
We stopped off here for some takeaway as we were both feeling very hungry & the reviews on here were mainly very good & the place does look extremely clean, so we were feeling very positive and optimistic. However, based on our first (& last!) visit I can truthfully say it was unbelievably disappointing and a total rip off. It cost £24 for two mediocre very skinny cod which were dry & overcooked, 2 portions of chips which were soggy & not at all either crispy nor golden as some previous reviewers had said they were - the potatoes they used were obviously not good at all as a lot of the potatoes/chips were black and this was bound to be obvious to the staff & also a portion of onion rings - 3 out of 8 which were only batter and contained NO onion! We had to bin most of the food as it really was that poor and having forked out £24 for it I think it’s safe to say we felt extremely disappointed & completely ripped off.
Huge thanks to ‘Team Golden Chip’ for superb hot food & fabulous customer service! Cannot recommend highly enough! Pre-ordered and all ready for collection on time! For a special birthday treat we had the following meals….chicken kebabs on chips with fresh, crunchy side salad, chicken goujons with garlic mayo dip, breaded fish supper with mushy peas and a children’s chicken nuggets, chips and beans meal! We sampled pepper, kebab and curry sauces - all delicious! The lightly battered & perfectly cooked French fried onions were so tasty! All perfect! An amazing birthday tea! Thanks again & wishing you every success in your beautiful new shop! Keep up the great work!?? Ruth
As someone who travels extensively all over N Ireland I can assure you that The Golden Chippy in Moneymore is without doubt 1 of the top 3 Chippies in N Ireland! My wife and I and our kids have NEVER got bad meal out of this place! Their Chicken fillet burgers with lettuce, Tomato, Bacon and a wee skim of Mayo are easily the best in N Ireland, Their Chips are also consistently good as are their Chicken Coujons, Battered onion rings and battered Mushrooms. This is a well run family chippy with excellent staff a bit like Tommy's Chippy in Ballykelly. Only real point is that Tommy's Chippy's Gravy is far nicer (old school chip shop gravy) and Tommy's does beautiful Fish Cakes. 10 out of 10
Best chicken gudgeons and big chunky crispy chips ever. Staff very helpful. Highly recommended.??????????????????????????
Portion size was small, gravy was like tar and tasted like oxo cubes. Chips burnt and overall it really wasn’t value for money.
Just stopped here by chance and was absolutely so impressed by the quality of the food , freshly cooked to perfection and the girls serving were very polite, friendly and efficient, certainly hope to call here again and most definitely recommend
Always tasty food and fast service
Good food and fast
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