Driest, stinkiest chippy dinner I have ever had. So disappointed the half pizza rated of fish and the chips were dry as if it was re heats. Bare in mind I went in at 5pm .
John A
Eaten from here many, many times over the years. Reduced frequency of visits due to the speed bumps everywhere. Last twice I have visited, the food has been nowhere near as good. Chips appear to be cheaper ingredients and not nice at all. Mince pie endangered my teeth it was so hard. Sorry won't be back.
Felix Wilson
This is a wee jem of a chippy pay it a visit folk you will surprised at it
Hell on Earth - The History Of Warfare
Crimes against food.I once would order fairly regularly, gone to dogs order had to be amended, (fine)I guess they find sudden unexpected phone panic rude as they sent a battered worn shoe insole, that or it was fresh off a zombie cow.Plus a chicken nugget so hard, its a godsend a tooth wasn't broken. It must have been in a fryer since it was first installed in 1956, This thing is denser than plutonium, you could conduct nuclear fission with this thing:Previous match list for THE NUGGET:Table: 0 Nugget: 1Nail: 0 Nugget : 1Hammer: 0 Nugget: 1BB gun: 0 Nugget: 1Claymore (sword): 0 Nugget: 1Claymore (anti-personnel mine): 0 Nugget: 1Ashley Purdy's chest: 0 Nugget: 1Muhamad Ali: 1 Nugget: 2Seven 9mm rounds from 007's Walter PPK/S: 0 Nugget: 7Prussic acid: 0 Nugget 17.62 NATO Standard Ammo (M60 GPMG): 0 Nugget: 1Bruce Lee (Directed by John Woo): 0 Nugget: 1Ten tones of RDX explosive: 0 Nugget: 1Ronnie Pickering's Road Rage: 0 Nugget: 1The Sacred Band of Thebes, Carthage and the 300 Spartans of Thermopylae: 0 Nugget: 900Sauron (Mogul Blade, the one ring and Mace, three will points remining): 0 Nugget: 1The annual company drug test: Drugs: 0 Nugget: 1Vladimir Putin (Judo Sensei): 0 Nugget: 0 (Vlad Disqualified for doping).50 BMG Armour Piercing Explosive Incendiary rounds (Full Clip, Barret 50cal): 0 Nugget: 10The Japanese Economy: 0 Nugget: 1Lucifer Morningstar: 0 Nugget: 1The combined Spanish, French, and Royal Navy fleets from Trafalgar: 0 Nugget: 60Millkor (40mm Multiple Grenade Launcher, six round capacity): 0 Nugget:6Melkor (Valar): 0 Nugget: 1Arsenal FC: Nil, Nugget: 3Hellsing ARMS Anti-Midian Cannon "Hallconnen" (Drum Magazine): 0 Nugget: 30The Demon Stolas (of the Ars Goetia): 0 Nugget: 1A PHD in Applied Quantum Mathematics: 0 Nugget: 1Every orgasm to slash fiction ever: 0 Nugget: slightly dampGeneral Electric Washing machine: 0 Nugget: 1General Electric Seven Barrel GAU-8/A AVENGER 30MM ROTARY CANNON with linkless feed system (mount: FAIRCHILD REPUBLIC A10 THUNDERRBOLT II "WARTHOG"): 0 Nugget 1,150The Elements of Harmony and the Power of Magical Friendship: 0 Nugget: 6Bundeswehr PzH 2000, 155mm Self Propelled Howitzer: 0 Nugget: 59 (round 47 misfired)Smaug's Maw: 0 Nugget: 1T-72 Main Battle Tank (16x BM32 armour-piercing discarding sabot rounds, 12x BK18M HEAT Rounds): 0 Nugget: 28Legendary war ranger: 0 Nugget: 1Paveway JDAM (McDonnell Douglas F4 Phantom II): 0 Nugget: 1RX-78-2 Mobile Suit Gundam: 0 Nugget: 1The Katana of Oda Nobunaga: 0 Nugget: 1USMC Boeing AH-64 Apache Ground Attack Helicopter (8x AGM-114 HELLFIRE Missile, 2x HYDRA-70 Multiple launch rocket pods): 0 Nugget: 10An Imperial Roman Legion circa 122AD: 0 Nugget: 5,2004x Razgris Squadron Eurofighter Typhoon (13x AIM-120 AMRAAM Air to Air missiles EACH): 0 Nugget: 56 (1 per missile evaded, 1 per downed aircraft)The Peoples Liberation Army Ground Force: 0 Nugget 975,842Pope Leo XIII: 0 Nugget: 1HMS Vanguard's Strategic Nuclear Deterrent: 0 Nugget: 96 (One point for each Independent re-entry vehicle)The Entire Blood Ravens Chapter: 0 Nugget 1,000BANEBLADE SUPERHEAVY TANK: 0 Nugget 11 (for each barrel of hell)Chuck Norris: 1 Nugget :1 (Unexpected draw)Warlord Class Titan (Duel Nova Cannons): 0 Nugget: 2The Legendary Hero Achilles: 0 Nugget: 1My ex wife's heart: 0 Nugget: 1Engulfing of Earth by the Sun: 0 Nugget: 1 Crispy and even harder.The rest of the Imperium: 0 Nugget: 1,000,000,000,000,000Aliens: 0 Nugget: 20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000The Demi-god Heracles (Club): 12 Nugget: 13 (one per labour)The God Odin (Allfather -in a frock): 0 Nugget 1Zeus and the Olympians: 0 Nugget: 12Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ the Redeemer's forgiveness: 0 Nugget: 1The Four Chaos Gods and al their legions of hell: 0 Nugget 4Cthulhu: 617 Nugget: 618The Final Boss of the Universe: 0 Nugget : 1Lynyrd Skynyrd: Free bird, Nugget: The greatest song in the world (not the tribute)Never again, never forgettiP.s. Jokes aside, I shot this thing. IT WAS UNHARMED...Its Bulletproof!
Davie Stevenson
Friendly staff and good food.
Aj Benne
Spotless quick service .The sausage supper was delicious.
Jonathan Peter McDonald
Worst takeaway I have ever had and that is saying something!Two burgers, chicken and beef, no salad but it did say they came with lettuce, tomatoes and onions.Both sesame seed burger buns were burnt all round the top and bottom of the buns. I don’t know why they were cooked at all? Probably as the chicken burger and beef burger were frozen previously and therefore completely tasteless.I used to live in Paisley and this place had a good reputation, don’t know what has happened but I might as well have just taken £25, poured petrol on it and lit a match.Tried to eat the food but couldn’t, in the bin, still hungry!
Emma Robson
Really tasty fish and chips, friendly staff. Best chippy I’ve had in ages!
Cameron Darroch
Fast Friendly and great service and freshly cooked
omer ozdil
I tried Doner this was amazing taste. The shop has newly refurbished and provides excellent hygiene service. They also have Fish&chips and pizza options. Highly recommended for those who cares taste and hygiene..
Driest, stinkiest chippy dinner I have ever had. So disappointed the half pizza rated of fish and the chips were dry as if it was re heats. Bare in mind I went in at 5pm .
Eaten from here many, many times over the years. Reduced frequency of visits due to the speed bumps everywhere. Last twice I have visited, the food has been nowhere near as good. Chips appear to be cheaper ingredients and not nice at all. Mince pie endangered my teeth it was so hard. Sorry won't be back.
This is a wee jem of a chippy pay it a visit folk you will surprised at it
Crimes against food.I once would order fairly regularly, gone to dogs order had to be amended, (fine)I guess they find sudden unexpected phone panic rude as they sent a battered worn shoe insole, that or it was fresh off a zombie cow.Plus a chicken nugget so hard, its a godsend a tooth wasn't broken. It must have been in a fryer since it was first installed in 1956, This thing is denser than plutonium, you could conduct nuclear fission with this thing:Previous match list for THE NUGGET:Table: 0 Nugget: 1Nail: 0 Nugget : 1Hammer: 0 Nugget: 1BB gun: 0 Nugget: 1Claymore (sword): 0 Nugget: 1Claymore (anti-personnel mine): 0 Nugget: 1Ashley Purdy's chest: 0 Nugget: 1Muhamad Ali: 1 Nugget: 2Seven 9mm rounds from 007's Walter PPK/S: 0 Nugget: 7Prussic acid: 0 Nugget 17.62 NATO Standard Ammo (M60 GPMG): 0 Nugget: 1Bruce Lee (Directed by John Woo): 0 Nugget: 1Ten tones of RDX explosive: 0 Nugget: 1Ronnie Pickering's Road Rage: 0 Nugget: 1The Sacred Band of Thebes, Carthage and the 300 Spartans of Thermopylae: 0 Nugget: 900Sauron (Mogul Blade, the one ring and Mace, three will points remining): 0 Nugget: 1The annual company drug test: Drugs: 0 Nugget: 1Vladimir Putin (Judo Sensei): 0 Nugget: 0 (Vlad Disqualified for doping).50 BMG Armour Piercing Explosive Incendiary rounds (Full Clip, Barret 50cal): 0 Nugget: 10The Japanese Economy: 0 Nugget: 1Lucifer Morningstar: 0 Nugget: 1The combined Spanish, French, and Royal Navy fleets from Trafalgar: 0 Nugget: 60Millkor (40mm Multiple Grenade Launcher, six round capacity): 0 Nugget:6Melkor (Valar): 0 Nugget: 1Arsenal FC: Nil, Nugget: 3Hellsing ARMS Anti-Midian Cannon "Hallconnen" (Drum Magazine): 0 Nugget: 30The Demon Stolas (of the Ars Goetia): 0 Nugget: 1A PHD in Applied Quantum Mathematics: 0 Nugget: 1Every orgasm to slash fiction ever: 0 Nugget: slightly dampGeneral Electric Washing machine: 0 Nugget: 1General Electric Seven Barrel GAU-8/A AVENGER 30MM ROTARY CANNON with linkless feed system (mount: FAIRCHILD REPUBLIC A10 THUNDERRBOLT II "WARTHOG"): 0 Nugget 1,150The Elements of Harmony and the Power of Magical Friendship: 0 Nugget: 6Bundeswehr PzH 2000, 155mm Self Propelled Howitzer: 0 Nugget: 59 (round 47 misfired)Smaug's Maw: 0 Nugget: 1T-72 Main Battle Tank (16x BM32 armour-piercing discarding sabot rounds, 12x BK18M HEAT Rounds): 0 Nugget: 28Legendary war ranger: 0 Nugget: 1Paveway JDAM (McDonnell Douglas F4 Phantom II): 0 Nugget: 1RX-78-2 Mobile Suit Gundam: 0 Nugget: 1The Katana of Oda Nobunaga: 0 Nugget: 1USMC Boeing AH-64 Apache Ground Attack Helicopter (8x AGM-114 HELLFIRE Missile, 2x HYDRA-70 Multiple launch rocket pods): 0 Nugget: 10An Imperial Roman Legion circa 122AD: 0 Nugget: 5,2004x Razgris Squadron Eurofighter Typhoon (13x AIM-120 AMRAAM Air to Air missiles EACH): 0 Nugget: 56 (1 per missile evaded, 1 per downed aircraft)The Peoples Liberation Army Ground Force: 0 Nugget 975,842Pope Leo XIII: 0 Nugget: 1HMS Vanguard's Strategic Nuclear Deterrent: 0 Nugget: 96 (One point for each Independent re-entry vehicle)The Entire Blood Ravens Chapter: 0 Nugget 1,000BANEBLADE SUPERHEAVY TANK: 0 Nugget 11 (for each barrel of hell)Chuck Norris: 1 Nugget :1 (Unexpected draw)Warlord Class Titan (Duel Nova Cannons): 0 Nugget: 2The Legendary Hero Achilles: 0 Nugget: 1My ex wife's heart: 0 Nugget: 1Engulfing of Earth by the Sun: 0 Nugget: 1 Crispy and even harder.The rest of the Imperium: 0 Nugget: 1,000,000,000,000,000Aliens: 0 Nugget: 20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000The Demi-god Heracles (Club): 12 Nugget: 13 (one per labour)The God Odin (Allfather -in a frock): 0 Nugget 1Zeus and the Olympians: 0 Nugget: 12Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ the Redeemer's forgiveness: 0 Nugget: 1The Four Chaos Gods and al their legions of hell: 0 Nugget 4Cthulhu: 617 Nugget: 618The Final Boss of the Universe: 0 Nugget : 1Lynyrd Skynyrd: Free bird, Nugget: The greatest song in the world (not the tribute)Never again, never forgettiP.s. Jokes aside, I shot this thing. IT WAS UNHARMED...Its Bulletproof!
Friendly staff and good food.
Spotless quick service .The sausage supper was delicious.
Worst takeaway I have ever had and that is saying something!Two burgers, chicken and beef, no salad but it did say they came with lettuce, tomatoes and onions.Both sesame seed burger buns were burnt all round the top and bottom of the buns. I don’t know why they were cooked at all? Probably as the chicken burger and beef burger were frozen previously and therefore completely tasteless.I used to live in Paisley and this place had a good reputation, don’t know what has happened but I might as well have just taken £25, poured petrol on it and lit a match.Tried to eat the food but couldn’t, in the bin, still hungry!
Really tasty fish and chips, friendly staff. Best chippy I’ve had in ages!
Fast Friendly and great service and freshly cooked
I tried Doner this was amazing taste. The shop has newly refurbished and provides excellent hygiene service. They also have Fish&chips and pizza options. Highly recommended for those who cares taste and hygiene..
Restaurantji Recommends
We’ve got German Doner. It was so delicious, definitely recommended.
My local chippy. Good food, good staff.
Nice food and good customer service.
Very good selection of food, very friendly and excellent quality. Good value for money.
Hate to leave any business a bad review but what a waste of money food was terrible