The FarmHouse

20 Phelps Parade, Calne
01249 816048

Recent Reviews

Clair Cunningham

Food was lovely. Service was

stewart man

Lovely food and plenty of it had a takeaway was Freshly cooked lovely staff keep up the good

Fay Williams

OMG Yuck ! This is where the benefit buggies go before cashing up at the post office next door. Horrible food , bygone era greasy spoon...

Joanne Harman

Best breakfast weve had in the uk! 6 of us today! Proper food! Good on you guys!

Giorgia N

First time visiting today. Food was tasty but I don’t think it was value for money. The toast wasn’t toasted at all, it was warm bread which was disappointing. For £6.95 I personally wouldn’t say this was value for money. I ordered a Diet Coke which was advertised on the menu but they didn’t have that, they offered Pepsi Max instead which was fine however it was poured from a big bottle. I’d expect a can or a glass bottle as I don’t like the idea of a drink I’m paying for being from a bottle that has already been opened….

Rosemary R

Found this little gem as we were walking around Calne. Lovely and bright as you walk in. Greeted with a cheery Hello. Great selection of cakes - looked all home made. Great selection of coffees and teas. Hubby had the sausage roll which was huge ! He had brown sauce with it. I had toasted tea cake and hot chocolate. All lovely. Great price for what we had. Great selection on the menu to cater for either lunch or just a snack. Loved all the plates and teapots around and the beautiful mirrors

Huawe Calne

O my god i cant beleive places like this still exist!! Old fashioned, poor food and customers on mobility scooters waiting for god. I cant beleive this is in the main centre of this town. It should all be knocked down and redeveloped. Half the reveiws are by the owners friends.... Read the real reviews, its a dump.... Ive been here several times over the years and its always a disappointment. The owner responded to my review with some rubbish denial. Go look at this dated cafe for yourselves...

andyn10

Food is very good, generous portions, service is generally friendly, good value for money. Can sit inside or out, a good place for breakfast.

Ellie Townsend

This cafe is little cafe is a good place for a full English breakfast. The name is deceiving slightly as set in the middle of a shopping complex. However the food is all locally sourced and well cooked. Very clean, helpful café. If you want great coffee and cafe break, or as we did brilliant breakfast then this is your place.Kid-friendliness: We had 2 children , ages 2 and 7Wheelchair accessibility: Seating outside, but door wide enough for a wheelchair.

Nathan

Service was ok ish when the lady was bringing the drinks over she ended up spilling the coffee but fair enough she cleaned it up but not offerd to top it up a bit more.Also I ordered a Chicken burger and chips with no mayo and no salad but got given salad which I don't eat.Also orderd a crispy Chicken and chips with salad but it was more expensive should of gotten the chicken burger and chips for less and not eat the bun.Milshakes i would stay away from as you can only taste milk nothing else no chocolate nothing.Real shame.

shaun jones

Been a couple of times and very disappointed the breakfast is terrible and overpriced some items overcooked some under and when you see the staff shopping in Iceland for cheap rubbish only to sell it back at a silly price is ridiculous I'd say go to spoons it's a lot cheaper and better and that's saying something

Jennifer Godwin

Went to meet family food really good ? staff friendly

Clare Appleby

Very friendly staff, great food and reasonable priced2 children had burgers and chips, 4 of us had baguettes, ham, cheese and onion, chicken mayo and brie and cranberry, these came out warm with a little side salad, and Colslaw

Wes Cosgriff

Food was decent but not the best Full English I've ever had. Very reasonably priced and the staff were excellent.Overall though I'd say the best place for a fry up in Calne, based on my experiences to date.

Benjamin Henshaw

Best pasties in the whole of Wiltshire, chicken and chorizo outstanding.

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