Restaurants in Crays Hill

Tiptree at Barleylands Tea Room & Café

The Little Cafe situated within Barleylands offers food, drinks and jams and preserves from the famous TipTree brand.. also what can only be described as the world's- No, The Universe's Hottest Coffee Ever.
I swear the machine spits out the water to A Million Degrees Kelvin. They hold the cup upside-down while filling it with pure plasma mixed with coffee beans.
My hat goes off the R&D team that provides the takeaway cups, because not even a single digit of temperature is felt through that cardboard insulated cup.
I ordered a coffee and the process of making it actually caused the atmosphere of the entire planet to burst into flames by the pure heat emitting from the coffee machine.
Billions dead for the pure enjoyment of a simple cup of bean water.
Overwhelming satisfied with my new found power, thats hotter than a collapsing star going supernova, I fell into my superhero arch.
Like Tony Stark with the Arc Reactor, Simply holding my cup under any steam generator created enough Terajoules of energy to power 12 planet earth's for 8 billion years. After solving the energy crisis and creating a clean and free energy for everyone forever i settled down and finally enjoyed my coffee, only slightly burning my tongue this time.
The food here is also good and the staff are friendly and helpful, overall a good place with a play zone for the kids to enjoy.